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06/07/2025 - 'Should've gone to Specsavers' by David

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Some weeks are better than others as Morrissey nearly sang, and heaven knows I'm happy right now.  Alice and I have had a good couple of weeks, spending a lot of time out of the house, enjoying this lovely weather we are having in the UK. We've gained two more parkrun course records, we've been on the radio, we've done another DJ set together, seen some cricket and we've even had a paddle in the sea! Around the house, I've been enjoying my new wetroom, and my profile bed has been delivered, and as Alice now has to shave and shower me, dry me, and get me dressed, then flush my peg, we've got into a nice daily routine. Once she's cleaned the floor of the wetroom with the skill of a swimming pool attendant, I'm ready to be taken upstairs by 8pm, which then leaves Alice to have some time to herself to complete her squaredle and candy crush games and catch up with TV shows.  Thankfully for Alice, we've been able to tick one task off her list of jobs, ...

22/06/2025 - 'What's occurring?' by David

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I have had to finally give in to the cooking and washing up, as my hands are too weak to chop food or lift pans, and my mobility around the kitchen is pretty poor. I can sit down to do the washing up, but again, my hands are too weak to lift the crockery on the draining board, and so far, the things that have fallen to the floor haven't smashed, but I know it's going to happen, so unfortunately the cooking and cleaning up of the evening meal is now Alice's job. It's a shame, as I've always liked cooking. On leaving school with poor CSE grades, I went to college to get a City & Guilds qualification in Catering & Hospitality. I spent a decade working as a chef at various cafés, restaurants, and hotels on the island and thoroughly enjoyed it. Unfortunately, the hours and the pay weren't great, so I looked for other opportunities. Since leaving the industry, I've always liked pottering about in the kitchen, listening to the radio, and I will ...

08/06/2025 - 'Why is my feeding tube called Phil?' by David

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Apart from a quick visit to the island, we have spent the last few weeks at home in Southampton, which makes a change from our usual gallivanting around the country at weekends. Not that we've been idle though. We've run two local parkruns in Hampshire, I've DJ'd at my first outdoor event, we've had a visit to hospital, and I've had a couple of home visits. My friend Mark, is one half of Southampton DJ duo Soul 45, and he was kind enough to give me a slot on their annual Boogie Down BBQ, a free, community event on the common which has become very popular. He told me it had to be dance music all the way, so I left the punk, pop, glam, and electro at home, and went for soul, funk, reggae and disco. The fact that I went on first at midday to an audience of about 30, didn't stop me having a great time, and I had a bunch of 'groupies' from our running club cheering me on. We stayed and had a picnic, while watching proper DJ's d...